Dear Santa~
I've been bad a few times this year, but it was worth it. I was hoping this confessional will get me off the naughty list!
Two weeks ago I was mocking the song “Santa Baby” I know it was completely offensive to you, but Santa…really, the song is so misleading! No woman beats down the door of a fat old man who is married and only works one day a year. I lied to my son last week about you…. Santa Claus: He knows when you are sleeping. He knows when you are awake. Sounds like Santa has Facebook. It’s ok though…he believed me! Oh yeah and the time I yelled, “If you have visions of Sugarplums, get the hell away from me.” Yeah, that probably wasn’t appropriate. I also may have been really mad at you last year when I asked for a million dollars and you brought me a candy cane. In all honesty, your generosity is completely exaggerated by most.
So now on to my list for the year….. All I want for Christmas is you. Just kidding! I want a new car or the million dollars you didn’t bring me last year.
Thanks Santa~
Chelle<3
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